He sat in his darkened room, the glow of the monitor illuminating a determined grin. His friends’ avatars—a neon-pink cat, a pirate hat with legs, and a literal loaf of bread—waited at the starting tee of the ‘Graveyard’ map.
Arthur’s ball hit a speed booster. He watched in horror as his sphere reached escape velocity, ignored the laws of gravity, and began to orbit a decorative palm tree. Articles on the topic: "golf it"
"Hole in one!" the game announced. Arthur leaned back, smug. Then, the 'Loaf of Bread' took its turn and accidentally launched its ball into orbit, screaming in the voice chat. The Betrayal of Physics He sat in his darkened room, the glow
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