: "I have an extra burrito with your name on it... come over?"
For more inspiration, you can browse through collections of Booty Quotes on Pinterest or check out funny butt puns on PeachyPuns . This Booty Call Text Message Works EVERY TIME : "I have an extra burrito with your name on it
: "Great news: my roommate is out for the night! Bad news: you're not here yet." The Casual Invite : "You, me, and a bottle of wine tonight?" Punny & Funny One-Liners For a laugh or a "cheeky" comment: "You've got a booty-full smile." "Rearly ever bored." "Kiss my assets." "Shake off the stress—booty style." Fitness & Gym Motivation To celebrate those glute gains: "No sweat, no beauty. No squat, no booty." "Glutes on fire, heart on ice." "Booty gains and protein shakes." "Squat, sweat, repeat." Bad news: you're not here yet