Once upon a time in a dusty classroom in Omsk, there was a boy named Artem who faced his greatest enemy: the by Biboletova .

“Why did Billy give an apple to the elephant?” the book asked.

Artem paused. He looked at the book. The book said “London Zoo.” He looked at the GDZ. The GDZ said “The Moon.”

“Good job, Artem,” she said. “Your English sounds very natural. Not like the robots on the internet.”

Artem smiled. He still kept the GDZ bookmarked, just in case, but he realized that the "Rider" wasn't so scary after all—it was just a story about a boy, an elephant, and a very confused internet translation.

He realized that if he copied the mistake, his teacher, Elena Pavlovna, would know he used a cheat sheet. She was famous for spotting "GDZ ghosts."

But as he reached the last question, something strange happened. The GDZ site had a typo. It said: “Billy visited the Moon with the monkeys.”