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A five-minute rinse where you spend four minutes staring at the wall.

Clean up the beard lines, but leave just enough scruff so it looks like you "didn't try." Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame

Sit on your bed in your underwear. Scroll through your phone. Open a window to check the temperature, then ignore it. A five-minute rinse where you spend four minutes

Getting ready for a night out isn't just a routine; it’s a ritual. Taking inspiration from Lil Dicky’s "Classic Male Pregame," here is the definitive guide to the "gentleman’s" descent into chaos. 1. The Procrastination Phase Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame

Someone has to call it. That someone shouldn't be you, but you'll end up Venmo-ing $4.50 anyway.