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Just then, the doorbell rang. It was a delivery man with a massive, crate-sized box. "Appleton? I’ve got your 'Ultra-Quiet, Whisper-Tech 5000' crib."
Balki looked at the crate, then at Larry, and flashed a wide, innocent smile. "Don't be ridiculous, Cousin. You look very handsome. Very... structural."
With a sound like a gunshot, the banister groaned. Instead of going up, the crate slid backward, pinning Larry against the wall while Balki performed an accidental somersault over the top, landing perfectly on his feet at the bottom of the stairs. Perfect.Strangers.S07.1080p.AMZN.WEBRip.DDP2.0....
The morning air in the Appleton-Bartokomous household was thick with the scent of goat cheese and high-strung anxiety. Larry paced the living room, a clipboard in hand, obsessively checking his "Pre-Baby Preparedness Checklist."
Larry sighed, rubbing his temples. "Balki, we just need to keep a baby in, not start a fortress. Jennifer is eight months pregnant, and I need everything to be perfect . No mishaps. No schemes. No... Myposian rituals." Just then, the doorbell rang
"But Cousin! The box says 'Handle with Care'! If we take it out, the care will escape!" Balki shouted from above, his legs dangling over the side of the crate.
"Don’t be ridiculous, Cousin," Balki grinned, rolling up his sleeves. "We are the masters of the heavy lift! We are the kings of the cargo! We are—" "Going to be very careful," Larry interrupted. I’ve got your 'Ultra-Quiet, Whisper-Tech 5000' crib
Larry’s eyes lit up. "This is it, Balki! The centerpiece of the nursery. All we have to do is move it upstairs. It’s simple. It’s straightforward."