Puchi Eva: Evangelion@school Animaг§гјo, Comг©dia ... Apr 2026

“Pathetic,” Asuka scoffed, slamming her two-story, German-engineered bento box onto her desk. “How do you expect to pilot a giant robot on an empty stomach, Ba-ka Shinji?”

Asuka pushed to the front. “Give it back, you creepy old man!” Puchi Eva: Evangelion@School Animação, ComГ©dia ...

The sun was shining over Tokyo-3 Academy, but inside Classroom 2-A, the tension was thick enough to cut with a Progressive Knife. Shinji had done the unthinkable: he forgot his lunch. Shinji had done the unthinkable: he forgot his lunch

Gendo slowly looked up. “To receive the rice ball, you must first... clear the cafeteria line during Meat Monday.” clear the cafeteria line during Meat Monday

Rei, sitting perfectly still, held up a single, plain rice ball. “You can have half,” she offered in her usual monotone.

Before Shinji could reach for it, a shadow loomed over them. It was Unit 01—not the giant robot, but the toddler-sized, purple-hooded troublemaker. It let out a mischievous "Gah!" and snatched Rei’s rice ball, sprinting toward the hallway.

They scrambled past Misato, who was hiding beer cans in the teacher’s lounge, and tripped over Kaworu, who was leaning against a locker playing a dramatic violin solo for no apparent reason. The chase ended abruptly at the roof access door, where they found Gendo Ikari.