[s2e4] Principal's Office Apr 2026

"Okay, look," Ava started, not looking up. "I’m rebranding the school's image. 'Abbott Elementary' is too... academic. It sounds like a place where people learn things. I need something with more zip . Something that says 'I might be a student here, but I’m also a burgeoning influencer.'"

Gregory looked at her, his expression flat. "Janine, this is Ava. She doesn't 'discuss logistics.' She summons people so she can have an audience for her latest TikTok dance or to find someone to go get her a sugar-free vanilla latte." [S2E4] Principal's Office

Ava made a face like she’d just bitten into a lemon. "Gross. No. I was thinking 'The Coleman Academy for Excellence and Aesthetic Management.' I’ve already drafted the logo. It’s me, but in a toga, holding a golden whistle." "Okay, look," Ava started, not looking up