[s6e20] Hello, I'm: Alan Cousteau

Charlie performs a satirical song at the piano about the word "MOTHER".

This leads to the iconic scene that gives the episode its name. Alan, obsessed with testing his new luxury watch, spends his time with his hand submerged in a jug of water, pretending to be legendary oceanographer . Charlie’s Revenge [S6E20] Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau

The episode kicks off with the revelation that Charlie has been keeping Chelsea and Evelyn far apart—mostly by telling Chelsea that his mother lives in Italy. When they finally meet in the kitchen, the charade falls apart instantly. To Charlie’s horror, instead of the expected fireworks, Evelyn and Chelsea actually start to bond. The Bribe of the Century Charlie performs a satirical song at the piano

Desperate to drive a wedge between them, Charlie tries to recruit Alan to do his dirty work and "expose" Evelyn's true nature. However, Evelyn is one step ahead. She ensures the Harper men stay out of her way with some tactical bribery: Gets a waterproof Rolex. Jake: Gets a pizza. Charlie’s Revenge The episode kicks off with the

Meagen Fay guest stars as Chelsea’s mother, Martha.

You can catch this classic episode streaming on platforms like Peacock or Apple TV .

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