[s7e7] The One With Ross's — Library Book

"No one goes back there?" Ross recoiled. "People should be flocking there! My findings on the late Cretaceous period are revolutionary!"

"She’s perfect," Joey moaned into a slice of pizza. "She likes sports, she laughs at my jokes, and she didn’t even mind when I used her toothbrush. I have to break up with her." [S7E7] The One With Ross's Library Book

Ross sighed, took his book, and checked it out himself. As he walked out, he realized that while the world might not be ready to worship at the altar of his dissertation, at least he knew exactly where it was: safely tucked under his arm, away from the wandering hands of NYU's amorous undergraduates. "No one goes back there

"She said I was a 'great pal,'" Joey reported later, looking uncharacteristically wounded. "I got 'palled'! This is what it feels like? It’s awful! I’m going to go eat a meatball sub in the dark." "She likes sports, she laughs at my jokes,

"Excuse me!" Ross hissed, his voice cracking in that specific way it did when his indignation peaked. "This is a place of study! And specifically, a place of my study!"