The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountainit's Alw... «2026»

Refuses to wear boots. He’s hiking in thermal underwear and "mountain-grease" to ward off "Summit Ghouls."

Wearing $1,200 high-tech "peak performance" tactical gear. He spends the entire hike critiquing everyone’s "form" while secretly being the most out of shape. The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a MountainIt's Alw...

Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing 50 yards behind, shouting about "the hoors" he met in these woods in the 70s. Refuses to wear boots

Frank convinces the Gang there’s a hidden stash of "Nazi gold" buried at the summit of a local peak. The catch? To find it, they have to follow a map drawn by his old business partner, "Snake-Eyes" Johnson. The bigger catch? Snake-Eyes is currently dead in the back of the Range Rover, and Frank insists they need his fingerprints to open the "biometric" lock on the treasure chest. The Roles: Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing