Theme Hospital -

Caused by the chronic over-discussion of soap operas; cured by slicing the excess tongue off in a specialized clinic.

Excellent for fan fiction, scriptwriting, or humorous social media threads. Theme Hospital

: Come up with custom, dryly delivered PA announcements to match the iconic in-game voice lines (e.g., "We remind patients that dying in the corridors is strictly prohibited due to floor cleaning schedules." ). Caused by the chronic over-discussion of soap operas;