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: He soon realizes they are turkeys, screaming, "Oh, the humanity!" as they plummet.

In the 1978 episode "Turkeys Away," station manager Arthur Carlson decides to stage a massive secret Thanksgiving promotion to boost the station's ratings. He hires a helicopter to hover over the Pinedale Shopping Mall, intending to release live turkeys as a "gift" to the crowd below. Turkey Drop

The scene is narrated by the station's eccentric newsman, Les Nessman, who delivers a dramatic, play-by-play account that parodies the Hindenburg disaster: : He soon realizes they are turkeys, screaming,