Alan scoffed loudly. You? Intellectual? The only thing deep about you is the pocket you keep your bookie's phone number in.
Just then, Berta walked into the bar, wearing her usual grim expression and carrying a heavy industrial-sized mop. Berta? Alan asked, bewildered. What are you doing here?
Charlie took a sip of his drink and shrugged. Details, Alan. Details. All I know is that this specific episode is a classic. It’s the one where I try to prove to a beautiful woman that I am deep, sensitive, and profoundly intellectual. Watch Two And a Half Men S05E04
Because, Charlie gestured grandly at the television. This bar has the only cable package in Malibu that is currently playing season five, episode four of Two and a Half Men.
Charlie didn’t take his eyes off the screen. Relax, Alan. Jake is fine. He’s probably ordered a pizza and is currently teaching your laptop how to digest cheese. Besides, I can't leave yet. Why not? Alan asked, sounding genuinely exhausted. Alan scoffed loudly
I moonlight as a bouncer at this dive, Berta grunted, leaning on her mop. And if you two don't stop whining, I’m going to bounce both of your heads off the curb.
Charlie smiled triumphantly at his brother. See? Perfect comedic timing. Now sit down, shut up, and let's watch the rest of the episode. The only thing deep about you is the
Next to him sat Alan, nursing a drink that was mostly ice and cranberry juice, looking intensely stressed about something that was undoubtedly trivial.