He checked the "Free to a Good Home" listings on Facebook Marketplace. He found twelve other Hydro-Zens just like his.
"Should've just bought a nice bathtub," Greg whispered, as he went back to balancing the pH one last time. why not to buy a hot tub
The Miller family didn't just buy a hot tub; they bought a "Hydro-Zen 5000 Paradise Portal." It arrived on a Tuesday, a gleaming marble-white basin of promise that sat on their deck like a luxury spacecraft. He checked the "Free to a Good Home"
One Tuesday, Greg looked out the window. The Hydro-Zen sat cold and dark, covered in a fine layer of pollen and bird droppings. He realized he hadn't been in it for four months. It wasn't a portal to paradise anymore; it was a 400-gallon monument to his own hubris. The Miller family didn't just buy a hot