The results flooded the screen. Dozens of websites promised the ultimate collection of friendship ringtones, completely free of charge. Anya clicked on the first link and was immediately greeted by a neon-bright webpage cluttered with flashing banners and download buttons that looked suspiciously identical.

The third was a calm, acoustic guitar melody with soft vocals about walking together through life. Anya smiled, remembering their quiet evenings on the balcony, but it lacked the chaotic energy of a typical Katya phone call.

A punchy, upbeat electronic beat filled her headphones, followed by a bright, laughing voice saying, "Pick up the phone, your favorite disaster is calling!"

The first one was a high-pitched chipmunk voice singing about best friends forever. Anya cringed and clicked stop. Too childish.